Which Celebs Should Asexuals Look Up To?
It’s like a word association game. Say the word “asexual” and the first thing people say is Clay Aiken. Poor Clay got stuck as the poster boy for asexuality when he told New York magazine that he had...
View ArticleGet Well Soon, Morrissey
Even though he’s celibate and we don’t get that, we at The Frisky are big, huge, enormous fans of Morrissey, the frontman of The Smiths and the swashbuckling-with-a-wink crooner behind nine solo...
View ArticleI Love You More Than Morrissey Likes Being Asexual
I like you as much as Robert Smith hates Morrissey. I like you more than Kathleen Hanna likes banishing the idea that one sex is better than another. Oh hell, I like you more than ’90s alt-rock radio —...
View ArticleMorrissey Makes A Statement
Never one to keep his opinions himself, singer Morrissey held up a sign proclaiming “Anti-Royal” during a concert in Istanbul, Turkey. Moz has been a vocal critic of the British monarchy and has also...
View ArticleMorrissey Sulks Brilliantly On “The Colbert Report”
The British singer Morrissey is a notoriously ornery guy — and we love him for it. On last night’s episode of “The Colbert Report,” Morrissey and Stephen Colbert went head to head over Morrissey’s...
View ArticleSeparated At Birth! Daniel Day-Lewis Is Morphing Into Morrissey
On the right is a picture of Daniel Day-Lewis at the premiere of his new movie “Lincoln.” On the right is a picture of British mope-singer Morrissey. We love them both and appreciate that they seem to...
View ArticleMorrissey Will Not Suffer Any Meat Eating Fools
“Reports that the Staples Center will not be 100% vegetarian on March 1st are playfully untrue. Contractually, all McDonalds vendors shall be closed down, and the only thing burning shall be my heart.”...
View ArticleMorrissey Cancels On Kimmel Because Of “Duck Dynasty”
“Morrissey is thankful for being invited to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow, February 26. However, he cannot morally be on a television program where the cast members of Duck Dynasty will also be...
View ArticleMorrissey Thinks Straight Dudes Are Ruining Everything
“War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men...
View ArticleMorrissey Hangs With McDreamy, Berates Beyonce, Snubs Marriage
Oh Morrissey! He’s had such a busy weekend! On Friday, “The Boy With a Thorn In His Side” took to the stage at Los Angeles’ Staples Center and took Beyonce to task for purchasing bags made out of...
View ArticleMorrissey Disses Bowie, Gets With Rick Astley Instead
In a busy Morrissey-filled week, sometimes important Morrissey Watch news items slip through the cracks. Like Morrissey’s burgeoning feud with David Bowie. It seems Bowie wasn’t too keen on Mozzer...
View ArticleMorrissey Cancels The Remainder Of His North American Tour
Morrissey: In with a bang, out with a whimper. The Boy With The Thorn In His Side has had to cancel the remaining dates on his North American tour, thanks to persistent health problems. According to...
View ArticlePredictably, Morrissey Has A Lot Of Not-So-Nice Feelings About Margaret Thatcher
“Iron? No. Barbaric? Yes. She hated feminists even though it was largely due to the progression of the women’s movement that the British people allowed themselves to accept that a prime minister could...
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Young Morrissey Is An Expert On The Sex Pistols & Punk Rock
Morrissey has a lot of feelings. It’s what makes him a great singer/songwriter and also what defines him as a difficult baby monster. It seems Morrissey’s been developing these tendencies since at...
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This Charming Charlie Is Charlie Brown Run Through A Morrissey Meat Grinder
Charlie Brown is a charmingly misanthropic cartoon character. Morrissey is also a charmingly misanthropic cartoon character. So it makes sense that if you put Charlie Brown illustrations with Morrissey...
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Infomercial Fails Set To The Music Of Morrissey Is A Goth’s Dream Come True
When you pair every mundane annoyance in life — from spilled glasses of wine to outrageous foot odor — with The Smiths song, “Please Let Me Get What I Want,” you have achieved the epitome of the goth...
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